[Western Crossover] The Joyful Union Patriarch's Reformation System

◆ Currently updating a Western Crossover story: "The Prince and His Shield [Western Crossover]". Please add it to your favorites! ◆ The Ancestor has three great qualities: a delicate, soft body that's easy to push down. The Ancestor has three treasures: lipstick, padded bras, and sky-high heels. The Ancestor has three rules: no kissing, no hugging, no lifting him up. Modification System: You have another admirer. Please choose punishment package one, punishment package two, or deluxe punishment package one... The Ancestor: ...MMP, did I flirt with him? Did I? Then why the hell is he chasing me? [In agony.jpg] Some Big-Chested Sweetheart [aggrieved]: Chun Chang, when will you let me kiss you... The Ancestor: ...MMP, wasn't he supposed to be an unwavering paragon of morality? No! I won't! Some Big-Chested Sweetheart: Gradually losing his mind. This is the story of a Hehuan Ancestor who gets dragged off for reformation before he can even do anything bad. He tries to find a moral paragon to ward off his admirers while completing his missions, but ends up driving said paragon completely mad with frustration. [So happy.jpg] ★Tips★ 1. The Ancestor presents as a woman for a long time, to the point that everyone who sees him thinks he's a woman. You know the look: lipstick, padded bras, and sky-high heels. 2. For plot reasons, the Ancestor spends about one or two chapters in a fully female body, but it won't be described in detail. If that's a deal-breaker, please click the X and run for it. Thanks! 3. Not everyone is into BL, but there are lots of BL pairings. 4. My System is a total piece of shit. If you can't stand it by chapter two, run for it. If you hated it but still made it to chapter fourteen, [then that's love]. If you still think the author's setup is too stupid, even the author and Chun Chang acting cute won't keep you here. That's just how things go, so let's part on good terms. Please run for it, too. If you really want something sweet but the System is putting you off, start reading at chapter 57. [Though there may not be much sweetness left.] [Honestly, I can't believe I had to climb back on here after finishing the story to warn people... Can I say I only came up with the System setup because I thought it would be fun? Did I really seem like an evil stepmother who wanted to see my son get pinned down and feel all frustrated and miserable? Well... It's perfectly normal to hate the System. It means your moral values are in the right place. That's all.] Theme: