The Two-Faced Movie Emperor's Daily Face-Slapping

The scandal-free, popular yet genuinely talented Best Actor, Ji Yan Before meeting Bai Yici-- I hate people trying to ride my coattails. Why would I ever go on a variety show? What's so great about dating? Is it more fun than petting cats? After meeting Bai Yici-- Get me on the trending list. Squeeze me into the next variety show. Having a girlfriend is the best. Everyone: We just want to know, does your face hurt yet? Later, up-and-coming star Bai Yici was smeared by a rival, who claimed she was a diva. She responded on Weibo-- [Sorry, Ji Yan spoils me rotten.] The whole internet was in an uproar. Best Actor Ji had this to say: She's the only person I've loved in over twenty years, so please cut her some slack. (Or I might get mad.) A little scene: During an interview one day, a reporter looked awkwardly at the two scratch marks on Ji Yan's neck. "Mr. Ji, those... injuries on your neck?" Best Actor Ji didn't bat an eye. "A cat scratched me." Fans: Okay [smile] We chose our idol, so we have to believe everything he says [smile] The next day, Bai Yici discovered that she'd been paired with Ji Yan on the trending list again. She gritted her teeth in secret. All she'd done was ask him how to act out a kissing scene. How had things gotten this far? Ji Yan: I only meant to teach you how to act out a kissing scene, but I got carried away. Theme: