No need to doubt it: this is the work of someone whose military training finally pushed them past the limits of stupidity... After enduring that insane life in the barracks, they mustered the courage of Mars crashing into Earth and produced this piece: a mash-up of griping, complaints, wishful thinking, random musings, wild exaggeration, and the facts that form its foundation. Well, let’s just call it an essay...
I can’t promise it’ll be funny, but I’ll do my best... Everything in the story really happened. The names have been prettified (...), though the people involved will probably be furious... It’s told in reverse chronological order, starting on the day military training ended and working backward...
… I've been here… Why are your beautified names so harmonious... Naiben... Aren't you afraid that she will blame you if she finds out?