Every Time I Transmigrate, I'm Nonhuman!

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Synopsis: After Qi Yue once again gave his mortal enemy, Fu Xiaoqin, a thorough tongue-lashing, he went home feeling thoroughly satisfied... only to get into a car accident on the way.

Qi Yue: “... MMP!”

The most infuriating part was that he had only hurt his leg, yet somehow ended up in a vegetative state...?

And what the heck was this talking chicken sitting on his head?

“After examination, it has been determined that you, buddy, constantly oppose the protagonist, Fu Xiaoqin, thus violating the original premise of Everyone Loves Fu Xiaoqin. To restore the plot, you are now bound to the System. You will travel to the protagonist's side in various forms, including a cowlick, a phone, a watch, a book, an NPC, and a ragdoll cat. You may not be unbound unless you raise your own affection rating for the protagonist to 100.”

Qi Yue: “... QNMD, buddy!!”

#A tragic tale of raising your own affection rating for yourself#

Author's Weibo: Jinjiang Xixi Fer

My next novel is The Cannon Fodder Male Supporting Character Breaks Character Every Day. Please add it to your collection

[Blurb saved on 2021/09/02]

Pei Xian is a streamer who roasts things. His greatest pleasure is livestreaming his commentary on the ridiculous plot holes in various novels and TV dramas. Then one day, the wiring in his house exploded during a stream. When Pei Xian came to, he discovered that he had been bound to the Character-Breaking System XX1.

System XX1: “The world you're in is a composite world affected by a magnetic field. The campus love-polygon world, the angsty romance-and-revenge world, the cultivation and supernatural-ability world, the suspense-horror world, and the terrifying paranormal world have accidentally overlapped. You are the male supporting character shared by all these merged worlds.”

Pei Xian: “.”

System XX1: “Before long, you will

In the campus-novel storyline, play the devoted, gentle, wealthy second male lead, who accepts the heroine's confession only to be cruelly abandoned later;

In the entertainment-world storyline, play a miserable, lovesick, second-tier celebrity, who gives his heart to his crush only to be treated as a substitute;

In the cultivation and supernatural-ability storyline, become the protagonist's stumbling block and get humiliated and beaten senseless;

In the terrifying paranormal storyline, accidentally wander into a haunted house and get dismembered by a demon as cannon fodder.”

“Only by working hard to break character can you save your own hide.”

Pei Xian, who knew the script of his own life in advance: “... I think there's still time to save this!”

So he began breaking character like crazy in every storyline.

Campus-novel main storyline

The sweet, naive heroine, whose looks are ordinary but whose natural charm wins people over, blushes and confesses her feelings to him.

Pei Xian: “Sorry, I don't like women.”

Heroine: “!??”

Entertainment-novel main storyline

The sugar daddy looks at the sexy, abstinent face in front of him and flicks out a check. “Eighty million. Stay with me for a year.”

Pei Xian: “Sorry, I don't like men.”

Sugar daddy: “...?”

Pei Xian glances at his crotch and says expressionlessly, “And yours is smaller than mine.”

Sugar daddy, furious: “???”

Terrifying-horror main storyline

A sudden downpour starts while Pei Xian is livestreaming a hike. He looks up and sees a dilapidated, eerie little cabin in the woods. Its wooden door, so broken that only the frame remains, creaks and sways in the wind. The pitch-black interior looks like an endless abyss, luring him inside.

Viewers: “How scary! Should we go in and take a look?”

Pei Xian stands where he is and unzips his pants. “They say virgin boy's urine wards off evil.”

The abyssal ghost: “.” Slowly withdraws its hand.

Suspense-horror main storyline

A reality show invites Pei Xian, already a top-tier star streamer in China, to take part in a live-action murder-mystery game with NPCs aboard a ship.

Pei Xian declines. “No, thanks. Confined spaces are where locked-room murders tend to happen.”

Director: “...”

A reality show featuring a live-action CS game invites Pei Xian to participate.

Pei Xian: “Thanks for the invitation, but I'll pass. There are too many people around the production crew. Blanks could easily be switched out for live ammunition.”

Production crew: “.”

[High-energy content warning]

1. A seemingly ordinary, secretly powerful top x an outwardly abstinent but inwardly goofy, deadpan, mischievous bottom

2. I intend this to be a lighthearted, healing bedtime read, with no major plot

3. Many thanks for your appreciation. This may not be great literature, but please don't leave a bad review, or I'll cry for you, sob sob!

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