Sir, Don't Touch My Ears

1. There's a legend that has long circulated in the demon realm about a paper-doll man named Shang Yi. He's a great demon, an idol to all demons, a demon god: peerlessly handsome and highly respected. He's perfect in every way, except... he's not very capable in bed.

He's spent hundreds of thousands of years alone, keeping all living things at a distance. He's a cold fish.

Tang Ke, a mixed-blood rabbit demon living in the modern world, has spent over a decade in show business. Bright-eyed and charming, he can be sweet or adorable. He also idolizes Shang Yi.

Because of all the rumors and gossip, Tang Ke spends every day dealing with phrases like "Mr. Shang Yi, no sex, no stress. Starved for love, desire, and abandon." He thinks the description suits Shang Yi pretty well.

He has a wonderful time crushing on a paper-doll character, though it's a shame the guy can't perform.

Until one dark and stormy night, the man who should have been a paper doll knocked on his door...

Later... In the chaos, Tang Ke's eyes were red and his face ashen. "I thought you couldn't perform?"

Shang Yi didn't answer. He only glanced meaningfully at the person on the bed, one eyebrow raised...

Tang Ke struggled down to his fingertips... and met his end.

Beep. Question: "What's it like living with Mr. Shang?"

Tang Ke: "Don't ask... I'm all used up."

2. Shang Yi is a dignified and intimidating leader of the great demons. He's perfect in every way, except that he can't shake his status as a bachelor of ten thousand years. But when Shang Yi accidentally finds himself in the modern world, the first time he sees Tang Ke, the young man makes his face flush!

His body, cold to desire for years, suddenly feels like it's no longer his own. Shang Yi accepts that he's "beyond saving" and decides to go with the flow.

And then...

Blushing, Tang Ke has no way to resist and can only let himself be turned this way and that.

The old Mr. Shang: Cold and uninterested in sex, regardless of gender. Keep your distance.

The current Shang Yi: A demon who gets hot when teased, reacts when touched, and needs to be taken from behind when hugged. And this walking aphrodisiac only works on Tang Ke.

Shang Yi: "You're still touching me?"

Tang Ke clutches his clothes with both hands and feet, protesting in a tiny, tearful voice gone hoarse: "It wasn't me, I didn't... Mr. Shang, please stop touching me..."

*My destined one makes me unable to control my feelings

*Desire begins with passion and ends at propriety, except with you

A note first: I'm terrible at writing blurbs, so this is the best I can do. Please give the actual story a chance. I'm down on my knees begging you (sob).

Reader's guide:

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending. The top travels from ancient times to the modern era.

2. Set in the 23rd century, where same-sex marriage is legal. There is a secondary couple, but they don't get much page time.

3. Everything in the plot serves the development of this story.

4. The top's true form is a pure white snow wolf. The bottom is one-eighth rabbit by blood. Rabbits only bite when they're desperate. At first, he sprouts a tail when startled. Later, the top scares him so much that his ears appear, and later still he turns into a full rabbit.

5. Everything in the blurb is true to the story.

6. There are lots of personal worldbuilding details, so don't overanalyze them.

7. Think of it as a bedtime story (kneels).

8. Lastly, please add it to your collection and leave a comment! I'm on my knees, and I'm staying there.

[Blurb written on 2020.04.15, screenshot saved!]

Theme: Face the world anew, as the best version of yourself.