Those Days Being Bullied by My Firefighter Husband

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I never thought that, despite always having kept myself pure and still being a virgin after dating twelve guys, I would end up getting eaten by a "dumb straight guy" who'd just been cheated on and dumped!

Even more unbelievable, he actually told me with a perfectly straight face that he was going to take responsibility for me???

A little everyday life

Shopping

Dick (looking glum): Honey, is there something on my face?

Me: No.

Dick (looking confused): Honey, then why does the cashier keep winking at me?

Me (looking suggestive): She's making eyes at you.

Dick (looking serious): Honey, let's go to another supermarket.

He pulled me out without another word.

Me: ...

Another little everyday moment

Arguing (as I thought)

Being affectionate (as he thought)

Me: Dick Hunter, are you sick of me?

Dick (looking earnest): No! Absolutely not!

Me: Then why did you tell me I have to listen to you?

Dick (looking incredibly earnest): I didn't! Honey, absolutely not!

Me: Then why do you listen to what Grandpa says?

Dick (looking super incredibly earnest): Honey, I only listen to the second half.

Without another word, he scooped me up and carried me toward the bedroom.

Me: ???

Everyday life for a married couple. Watch how the beautiful, kindhearted, naturally gorgeous me gets completely wrapped around the finger of my dumb, simple, honest firefighter husband.

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