A master-disciple story, sweet and adorable. Come on in!
At the foot of Mount Buzhou, a little piglet lived a carefree life. Then one day, it happened to find a fragrant, delicious immortal. Heh heh heh.
Pigs are omnivorous mammals with big ears, long snouts, short, chubby bodies, and stubby legs. They love good food and taking it easy, have gentle temperaments and peaceful dispositions, are tough and adaptable, and have lots of piglets quickly. Their colors include white, black, pink, and mottled.
Pig Can Fly (calling out): This little pig is pink and white, springy and adorable, and can cook and do laundry. I've got a big rump and am great at having piglets. Don't miss out as you pass by!
Passerby A (drooling): How much per pound?
Pig Can Fly (hugging itself): What are you going to do to me?
Passerby A (remembering): My wife asked me to go to the market and buy pork.
The little pig is chubby, can it hold a longevity lock_(:3∠ )_
To be honest, I want to laugh when I think of black. Isn't black a little red with a hint of red in it? Then I always think of black pants that wash off the color. 2333
A palm-sized piglet, don't help her digest grass jelly! You will regret it if you grow up to be a big one!!!
The mountain dog was slapped in the face (snot) 23333
I thought I would never see it again in my lifetime, but it turned out to be even worse~