A Streamer's Guide to Self-Cultivation

For the locked final chapter, see Weibo: @HunChiDengSiYeYaoHaoHaoMaZiA Fang Fan managed to become a second-tier streamer by using Cheng Bo as a crutch, while also disliking Cheng Bo and constantly tripping him up. Then karma came for him. Petty, scheming, and generally unlikeable ordinary bottom VS a top-tier player who sees through it all but says nothing The bottom is a scumbag, the top is an idiot. Both are 24-karat purebred. "People are born unequal. Only in love are we all equal." "A superhero among billions of people might not win the heart of an ordinary girl. And me, whether I'm a nobody on TSA or a killing machine in PUBG, you still don't like me, do you?" [New story: The Real Drama Queen and the Fake Straight Shooter. Please add it to your wishlist!] Chen He has always considered himself an elegant, composed handsome man. When playing professionally, he was surely the unflappable sniper who blew someone's head off from a distance with one shot. When back at school, he was surely the quiet top student studying in the library. When streaming, he was surely the elegant big-name streamer who stayed composed after pulling off a slick play. He yearned for an elegant life of calm and ease, but drama queens kept trying to sabotage him. "Let me tell you, whenever Chen He lost a match, he'd hug me and cry." "If he doesn't turn on his camera one day, it's definitely because he hasn't washed his hair." "He watches his own highlight reels on Weibo every single day, hahaha!" Chen He: ... How do I shut this idiot up? Asking for a friend. It's urgent. [Bonus Scene] One day, PEACE, a famous retired pro player, was fulfilling his two-million-follower pledge. "Dress up as a girl? No way. Never in this lifetime." "Sing? No, I'm not a variety streamer." "Play PUBG with a girl? No way. Just hearing a woman's voice makes me sick." Suddenly, a little girl's voice came through PEACE's mic: "Hehe, I've washed your skirt for you!" Comments: "??????" Chen He: ... Jiang Chenhao, you damn voice changer. Is this really that much fun??????? A top with a thousand pounds of idol baggage and a drama queen on the inside VS a mischievous bottom with a million tricks and a dramatic exterior Q: Why aren't you on the same team as Chen He anymore? A: Because I want to be his rival for the rest of my life. A ridiculous, melodramatic story about two pro players who retire, one to inherit the family business and the other to sell pancakes on stream, while finding time to fall in love. The game the leads play as teammates is League of Legends; later, as rivals, they play PUBG. Theme: