[Western Crossover] A Little Lesson in Raising Kids

Eve is a very lucky little girl. Captain America and Black Widow teach her morning exercises. Spider-Man and Dr. Banner help her with her homework. Superman and Doctor Strange take her to and from school. Iron Man and Batman bring her to dances. And during school breaks, Uncle Thor can secretly carry her off to Asgard to play with Uncle... I mean, big brother Loki. When the little girl grows up and gets a young admirer: Admirer: I-I-I really like you! Will you go out with me? Girl: Huh? I'm s-so embarrassed./// Her superhero dads: ...No!!! Her dads absolutely do not approve!!!! The heroine is a soft, sweet little cutie. She's basically the definition of adorable. Everyday fluff, a brainless little sweet treat. No logic, no timeline. If that's not your thing, don't come in.