How to Fall in Love When You Don't Speak the Same Language

A ridiculous story about a modern 32-year-old Madara, educated in English, who one day accidentally transmigrates souls with Uchiha Madara from the shinobi world, each ending up in the other's body. What will happen when Senju Hashirama, the First Hokage, still downcast after his dear friend left, runs into Uchiha Madara in the capital of the Land of Fire, now inhabited by the modern Madara?

Pairing: Hashirama x Madara [First Hokage Hashirama x Modern Madara]

This story is called How to Fall in Love When You Can't Speak the Same Language. It's also known as: I Heard the Shinobi World's Ultimate Warrior Opened a Cafe?!

Spoiler warnings:

This story was inspired by a Hashirama-and-Madara idea from Yufei, who was having fun radically rewriting the canon. Its companion story, set in the modern world, is called Madara Is Confused Again Today.

There is OOC behavior, and the characters run wild! The story does not follow the original plot! [Obviously. Madara's been transmigrated into, so there'd be no way to stay true to the original plot.]

This is a lighthearted story with an absolutely happy ending!

Also, I'm a fan of Izuna and Tobirama, and rarely write Hashirama and Madara as the main pairing. So please go easy on me if I don't write them well! But since this is a companion story, I have to write it, so... I'll give it my best shot.

The Madara in this story only knows judo. He'd rather talk than fight. He's not completely powerless, but compared with the Shinobi World's Ultimate Warrior, he's really weak. As for chakra, even though modern Madara has the body of the Shinobi World's Ultimate Warrior, he doesn't know how to use it, so it's no use to him.

This story updates irregularly, whenever inspiration strikes! My main focus is currently on Sharing a Bed with My Nemesis and Gundam Transmigration.