[Hunter Main] Would You Like Some Dolphin?

Hisoka secretly measured the height of his little fruit (no, his) while she was lying in bed, beaten half to death by him and unable to move.

Hisoka: Hmm~ Two years have passed. Why hasn't she grown at all?

Hisoka played an intelligence-testing game with his little fruit (no, his).

Hisoka: Hmm~ Why is the little fruit still twice as smart as me?

IQ 210 · Never grows up · Senju Natsuyo: What an idiot :)

Tips:

1. A self-indulgent work. Expect Mary Sue and OOC behavior throughout.

2. Featuring lolicon Hisoka, who takes care of a kid, and Chrollo, who tries hard to pretend he isn't a lolicon. (I'll add others if I think of them.)

3. The heroine is the dolphin loli from Black Bullet. Her not growing up is temporary. She'll still make fun of Feitan's height (x).

4. If you want a serious story full of fighting and killing, ummmmm, this isn't for you. It may not follow the plot, and if it does, it'll follow the old anime version.

5. I'll finish this someday.