[Harry Potter] Even the Undead Want to Learn Magic

A professional Undead needs knees that never bend, the ability to breakdance, the skill to take down Lords of Cinder and pick up ashes, an interdimensional pocket that never fills up, and the knack for making the lovely Fire Keeper smile.

Thinking, "Let it all burn. I'm not linking the fire," Phinis extinguishes the flame, then climbs back into her coffin of her own accord to sleep the day away.

After someone digs her out of her grave, she hears an old man ask if she wants to learn magic.

Phinis: ?

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Phinis: "Professor Orbeck, I remember you saying my Intelligence is only nine, so I'm not qualified to learn magic."

Snape: "Miss Leme, my name is Snape, not Orbeck. And I can confirm that your Intelligence really is less than nine."

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Draco: "What if the professors won't teach you magic?"

Phinis: "Then I'll roll around and wreck their bookshelves and desks."

Tips:

1. A crossover between Harry Potter and Dark Souls 3.

2. This story was inspired by the Dark Souls meme about not having enough Intelligence to take a magic teacher home. (Orbeck and Snape look so alike, too.)

3. Updates whenever inspiration strikes.

Theme: A sudden burst of inspiration