Bungo Stray Dogs: Current Boyfriend

The ideal boyfriend in the 21st century should be elegant enough for the living room, capable enough for the kitchen, able to beat the other woman, and able to take on thugs. Osamu Dazai: No such person exists. My current boyfriend can blow up living rooms and kitchens and cover up the bodies. On the streets, he can fight and beat everyone in sight. He is so ferocious even the other woman gives him a wide berth. You ask about thugs? Sorry, he is one, and a particularly tasteless one at that. Chuya Nakahara: Current boyfriend? He can hang himself or jump into the sea to feed the fish. The other woman? Oh, he's deeply in love with the Grim Reaper right now. Thugs? He's the most qualified thug I've ever met, the kind who passes inspection without a second glance. Onlookers: ... Osamu Dazai, Chuya Nakahara: The newest definitions of current boyfriend: an embarrassing boyfriend, a boyfriend who gets instant karma, and a boyfriend who's a national treasure. Onlookers: How did you two get together? Here's to Bungou Stray Dogs and the Soukoku duo! Dazai x Chuya, hehe ^_^ Hope you enjoy, angels~ Extra, extra! I've started a new story next door, The Rules of Concealing Your Edge, an original ancient danmei rebirth story. Come check it out, mwah~ Theme: