Honey, Can I Return This Husband?

Song Zhiyi and Shen Sui are bitter rivals in the entertainment industry, as incompatible as fire and water. Yet the whole internet's troublemakers are most obsessed with shipping the two of them, churning out all kinds of raunchy ABO and substitute tropes. After an accident, Song Zhiyi was hit by a sasaeng's car and suffered a brain injury. To make matters worse, his memories were completely taken over by those wicked shipper fantasies. When his rival Shen Sui rushed to the hospital, Song Zhiyi lifted his damp, glistening eyes from the bed and gazed at him pleadingly. “Honey.” The room fell utterly silent. Shen Sui froze in place, emotions roiling beneath his usually stern expression. Everyone thought Shen Sui and Song Zhiyi were sworn enemies, but no one knew Shen Sui had secretly been in love with Song Zhiyi for years. * After losing his memory, Song Zhiyi found a new way every day to burrow into Shen Sui's arms. In an empty corner backstage at a show, Song Zhiyi pinned Shen Sui down. His loose neckline slipped precariously, revealing the slender, pale nape of his neck. His eyes were red at the corners as he gripped Shen Sui's hand and pressed it against his feverish skin. Panting, he said, “My heat is starting. Aren't you my Alpha? Hurry... mark me.” Shen Sui's Adam's apple bobbed. His back teeth clenched tightly. After a long moment, he sighed into Song Zhiyi's ear in a voice so hoarse it was barely recognizable. “Don't tease me. You have a fever.” Or else, in the middle of the night, Song Zhiyi would put on women's clothes and knock on Shen Sui's door. Wearing a uniform and a short skirt, Song Zhiyi tilted his face up and straddled the man's lap. “You only get turned on when you see me in a skirt, right?” His gaze was clear and earnest. “Don't be upset. I'll help cure your... problem in bed.” Shen Sui: ? He closed his eyes. Which fan had written this fantasy about seducing an icy, sexless man in women's clothes?! Again and again, Shen Sui kept a calm, gentle front, patiently coaxing Song Zhiyi, while inside, his world had long since been turned upside down. He was practically going mad from holding himself back. * No one knew that Song Zhiyi's memory wasn't constantly scrambled. It came back intermittently. Whenever he came to his senses and remembered what he'd done, he wanted to flee the planet that very night. But sadly, when the next bout of confusion hit, he only became more uncontrollable and uninhibited. He didn't dare let it show. So whenever Shen Sui habitually pulled him into his arms, Song Zhiyi would snuggle up to him first. When Shen Sui pretended to be an Alpha in rut, Song Zhiyi dutifully played the role of his soothing balm. Until Song Zhiyi realized... his rival seemed to indulge him in everything, care for him tenderly, and be utterly devoted to him. He posted anonymously, asking for help: “After losing my memory, I forced my rival to be my husband QAQ” What should I do?! Can I return this husband? Core message: Stay positive, and the world will reward you with smiles and good luck.