Saving the World with Snark in Ultimate Three Kingdoms

At a certain university, an utterly ordinary college student has one special skill: the divine art of snark!

He snarks at everything he sees, and whatever he says has to include a little snark. His life exists for snarking alone!

Maybe Heaven thought he was too annoying and gave him a chance to transmigrate.

But this transmigration...

Why does it have to happen while I'm taking a dump?! =口=

Heavens, you really couldn't have picked a worse moment! I don't want to transmigrate at all! Aaaaaah!!!

Damn it, give me my life back!!!

I don't want to be a man with no strength, no weapons, and nothing but snark! Aaaaaah!!!

This is the old version of Three Kingdoms, with the original story first posted on Tieba. But I accidentally abandoned it again →_→

So I'm starting over here. Anyway, I hope both new and old readers will bear with me and show their support~

(Some content will be revised.)