You Really Have Some Nerve

After rich kid Yu Wenyuan of Lingchang City had a child, he hired a fortune-teller. The Taoist priest told him, "Your son is destined to bring saltiness." Yu Wenyuan: "Bring what?" Taoist priest: "Saltiness. If you raise him by your side, you'll go bankrupt in a few years. If you don't, you'll go bankrupt when he turns eighteen." Yu Wenyuan: "Why?" Taoist priest: "Because he'll make you salty." Yu Wenyuan let out an angry pig squeal: "I can't believe I fell for your nonsense!" Adorable Yu Xiaohan has a not-so-great effect on the people around him. A little salty becomes very salty; very salty becomes beyond saving. Just by staying home, he could even bankrupt the Yu family, who have been rich for centuries. It's enough to break your heart. For his parents' sake, the adorable boy decides to live only until he's eighteen and save the Yu family. So he earnestly and seriously draws up a "Life Enjoyment Plan." June 28: Li's Restaurant, spicy crawfish with thirteen spices. June 29: The latest edition of the Wu San physics exam. June 30: Lotus Water Park, with his almost-boyfriend. But he can't date too young. Whoever he dates will be doomed. Then he meets school bully Zong Yuan, whose firm, unshakable saltiness is immune to his influence. Zong Yuan blocks him at the classroom door, his fierce brows and eyes suddenly brimming with romantic intent: "Cutie, don't leave after school." 1. Pairing: strong top, weak bottom ++ taciturn, dramatic, incredibly handsome school bully top X a genuinely adorable, pitiful little salted-fish spirit bottom 2. Daily updates. If I miss a day, I'll make it up the next day. The premise is a bit wild and far-fetched. 3. The top's soul carries a violent aura from the battles and bloodshed of his past life. Yu Xiaohan is the first person he meets in this life, so, believe it or not, they have a past-life connection, haha.