[Crossover / Terror Paradise] The Boss's Self-Cultivation

High-energy warning*

The heroine is ridiculously overpowered, seriously overpowered!!!

She's best at flexing without anyone noticing, and loves letting loose.

Also, this story might not be scary at all. The author originally wanted to make the first instance about Dalabengba.

Feng Mocha is incredibly lucky.

Low-probability outcomes basically don't exist for her. In gacha games, she gets the best result in a single pull. Pity systems are practically pointless, and the survival packs that other people depend on are just another way for her to get closer to completing the collection.

Though she rarely realizes this herself.

Feng Mocha is incredibly unlucky.

She met a lunatic at four, lost both her parents in a car accident at six, was forced to save the world at sixteen, and stumbled into the Main God Space at twenty, completely bewildered.

She hasn't really noticed this either.

Feng Mocha: Oh? Did I trade luck in one area for luck in another? Can this get any more ridiculous?

Author: ...Silly girl. Do you really not know who's pulling the wildest moves in this whole story?

Leaving aside her chosen-one-like past, let's turn our attention to the present:

"Hey, Colonel? That jerk outside the base is my boyfriend. He brought me food. Could you ask the guards to calm down and not beat him to death?"

☆Reading Guide☆

1. The whole story is self-indulgent + silly + full of friendly memes + heavily altered settings and timelines.

Any OOC is on me. The characters belong to San Tian Liang Jue.

Both leads are each other's only partners √. Self-indulgent and satisfying, with no angst [bullshit].

It's my story and my girl. If anything bothers you, please exit immediately without telling me. Thanks for your cooperation.

The canon main pairing is broken up. The CP is Feng Bujue × Feng Mocha. [Technically, the male lead is a Schrodinger's cat.

But Xiao Tan and Ling remain together. As for Miss Ruoyu... I'm considering pairing her with Colonel Chu. We'll see how things go later. [Calmly pushes up glasses.]

2. I started this on a whim, and the horror-world setting is huge to begin with. Even the author doesn't know what sort of monsters and demons will show up. But with the Main God Space letting people run wild, the heroine is definitely a big shot who finds herself in a daily state of romantic chaos. [Puffs smoke.]

3. I originally planned to write a gender-swap story, but then I discovered the overlap in the trajectories of the two great characters. So A Cha's character became highly similar to Jue-ge in her style, while still being very different in many ways. You can probably guess the vibe of this story now. [Seriously.]

Strongly recommend Trajectory Overlap! Miss Bu Jue is adorable! It's complete!

Also, A Dream in Nanke, please update!

4. The blurb says she was forced to save the world, and she really was forced to save the world. You'll find out which world as you read on.

5. Please note! Miss Feng is not a normal person with sound values! If that bothers you, please leave as soon as possible! Suggestions are welcome, nitpicking isn't! Also, the heroine is unusual in every sense of the word.

6. If you've read my other abandoned stories, you know what kind of goofball I am, so please don't pester me for updates _(:зゝ∠)_ [Hey!

Our goal is to toss out all the lunch boxes!!!