[Harry Potter] What If Dumbledore Were a Woman?

Albus Dumbledore was born in Godric's Hollow. Upright, passionate, kind, and gentle, she was the perfect well-rounded young... lady. Apparently, when her mother was giving birth, her father racked his brains but couldn't think of a perfect name for a girl. Her unreliable father even insisted that, for some reason, he felt the name "Albus" was simply meant for her. And so, the magical village's household register gained a new entry: a young... lady named Albus Dumbledore. Albus the young lady: "..." And that wasn't the end of the turmoil in her life. First, the only son of the Grindelwald Family from the neighboring village wrote to court her. He was studying advanced science, was the richest man in the village, and made a living through talent rather than good looks. Then the only son of the Riddle Family, poor and making ends meet by driving a tractor to shovel dirt, yet immensely talented and ambitious enough to dream of becoming the village head, declared that she was the one destined for him. And then... and after that... and finally... Whenever a new suitor appeared, Albus the young lady would gaze gloomily out the window at the pitch-black night sky, utterly baffled. Honestly, she was only a little prettier, a little gentler, a little better at twirling a stick, had read a few more books, studied a little better, and had a little more promise. Why did everyone like her so much??? [Lighthearted story. GGAD forever. No question, Dumbledore is the most charming character in the whole book.]