Having Nine Tails Is So Exciting

When Xie Qing woke up, he discovered that the whole world had changed.

Earth underwent a spiritual qi revival, and people across the globe began practicing high-level martial arts. A mobile app called "How Exciting" appeared out of nowhere. The game has a ranking system, and supposedly, anyone who clears it can bring their rewards back to the real world, whether it's top-tier cultivation techniques and talent, or wealth enough to rival a nation.

The catch is, you have to make it out alive.

Yet while everyone else wanted to use the game to rise above the rest, Xie Qing nervously hugged his nine tails, trying to hide the fact that he wasn't human.

1v1, protagonist is the bottom, feel-good story. A cool-headed bottom who's usually expressionless from head to toe, with only his tail acting like a drama queen, versus a steady, slightly mischievous top who loves petting fluffy things.

Note: 1. All worlds in this story are fictional, fictional, fictional. Repeating important things three times. _(:з"∠)_

2. Please don't compare rankings. The author is very sensitive. No trolling or cursing. If you insult me, I might not be able to hold back and end up plastering you with my family's heirloom reaction images, so don't say I lack manners.

3. The views expressed by characters in this story don't represent the author's views, and the worlds in this story aren't the real world. Don't read things into it or project your own ideas onto it. I'm not taking the blame!

Next story: "Please, Give Me a Way to Live"

Blurb: When Mu Cisu was at the end of his rope, he received binding invitations from two different Systems. One offered a path to success through his looks, and the other through face-slapping. Mu Cisu chose the latter without a second thought. Though he suffered plenty at first, once he made a comeback, he killed anyone who stood in his way, be they human or Buddha.

Never in a million years did he expect that after achieving fame and success, he would transmigrate into a parallel-world version of himself who had chosen to succeed by showing off his face.

System: Your mission is to win over the scumbags in front of you, numbers one through five. Make them like you, fall in love with you, become obsessed with you, and unable to resist you.

Mu Cisu: Sure, no problem.

A month later, at Scumbag One's house:

Mu Cisu: Do you like me, love me, obsess over me, and find yourself unable to resist me?

Scumbag One: I do, I do! You living ancestor, please get your dad to unfreeze my bank cards!