Villain Weakness Creation System

The Villain Weakness-Creation System [Absurd, Imaginative Comedy, Complete]:

An emperor who cares nothing for the throne and only wants to level up and fight monsters X an unremarkable heroine carrying a useless System, digging up villains wherever she goes [1v1, sweet romance, humorous and imaginative plot, irreverent fantasy leveling]

[Synopsis]

This world is a little chaotic. The emperor opens a brothel, the consorts learn to cook, the Zhaoyi can't get enough of her abominable cooking, generals order custom limited-edition crystal shoes, the harem has to do broadcast calisthenics at every morning greeting, and a wildcat only wants the heroine's first kiss... It turns out an asteroid hitting Earth is to blame for all of it. Poor heroine has no choice but to date while helping the System clean up the mess, level up, and fight villains.

[Sweet Romance Skit]

It's said that the emperor is gay, so Chu Yu instantly stops worrying about her virtue and leisurely strolls around in front of him.

The emperor narrowed his eyes. "Miss Chu, you used the spirit vein I painstakingly buried. You'll have to pay a service fee."

[Wife-Doting Skit]

One day, Zhaoyi Zhao took a dislike to Chu Yu and ordered her to copy a Buddhist scripture thirty times. Chu Yu, suffering from PMS, took a dislike to the emperor and flung the scripture onto his dragon bed. The emperor took a dislike to the System, who had transformed into Xue the kitten, but since the little kitten couldn't write, he could only pick up the brush in frustration...

[Harem Intrigue Skit]

The Great Yuan Dynasty became a nation of etiquette thanks to the stat boosts from the harem's group broadcast calisthenics.

Empress Dowager Xiao: "Broadcast calisthenics have beautiful melodies and a lively rhythm. They can keep you energetic and in perfect unison. They are not merely a court greeting ritual for our dynasty, but also a bridge that brings the sisters of the harem closer together. I believe you are all as wise as Chu Baolin and can learn it after watching just once."

Content warning: A practice run, written purely on a whim, the kind of story started with nothing but an idea [a half-price monthly subscription option is available].

Note: The introduction to broadcast calisthenics is based on Baidu Baike.

Theme: A cringeworthy old work.