A Scumbag Is Shameless but So Irresistible [Book Transmigration]

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[Reader tip: The top makes his first appearance in Chapter 7. The bottom meets up with him properly in Chapter 19.]

Sang Luo transmigrates into the villain of The Five Provinces: A Record of Splendor, who shares his name: a monstrous genius with exceptional talent in medicine, gained after consuming a nine-tailed fox’s inner core.

On the surface, he has to be breathtakingly beautiful, advance the plot, seduce the top young masters of the immortal sects, and get involved with the main villain.

Behind the scenes, he also has to stay by the side of Ming Jingxun, the cunning, arrogant, and thoroughly troublesome protagonist, to treat his illness.

And Ming Jingxun is his fiance. They were betrothed as children, with both families informed, the marriage entered into their family records, and a formal marriage contract signed.

[At the beginning]

Ming Jingxun: “Shall we break off the engagement?”

Sang Luo: “...”

[Later]

Ming Jingxun: “I’m not even dead yet, and you’re flirting with another man right in front of me?”

Sang Luo: “We were standing ten feet apart. Was I supposed to flirt with him by spitting on him?”

[Later still]

Sang Luo: “You’re cured now, so I’ve returned you in perfect condition. Let’s go our separate ways and never meet again.”

Ming Jingxun: “But I’m not in perfect condition anymore.”

Sang Luo: “How can you just smear my good name like that?”

Ming Jingxun: “Let’s be reasonable. My heart belongs entirely to you, so how can I return it in perfect condition? How about I give it to you instead?”

Sang Luo: “You should’ve said you were an idiot! It’s not an incurable disease. Come on, let me treat you. A good beating should fix it.”

[Later, later still]

Ming Jingxun: “I’m sick.”

Sang Luo: “If you’re sick, take your medicine. Keep your hands to yourself.”

Ming Jingxun: “I’m lovesick. You’re the cure.”

Sang Luo: “Watch your pronunciation. ‘Lovesick’ and ‘wanting to die’ are fundamentally different.”

Ming Jingxun: “They’re the same. I’m right here, so kill me however you like, as long as you let me... hold you.”

[At the end]

System: “Congratulations, Host, on completing the ‘female lead’ storyline! May you and Mr. Ming Jingxun enjoy a hundred years of wedded bliss, stay together forever, burn with passion, and have a child soon~”

This is the story of a bottom who gets a villain’s script but ends up following the “female lead” route.

1. A goofy comedy, best enjoyed with a lot of sugar.

2. Mutual love between top and bottom, both goofy and powerful, constantly trading barbs while growing closer. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

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"I’m a High School Senior at an Immortal Sect"

#A goofy campus romance disguised as an immortal cultivation fantasy, with a period-style ABO setting. Having fun is what matters.#

Question: What’s it like to cultivate at the number one sect in the immortal realm?

Li Ya: “Thanks for asking. Pick the right sect and every day is a senior-year pressure cooker. Friends, do you know about morning exercises and evening study hall? Daily reviews, weekly tests, and monthly exams? Studying all nine subjects at once, with final exams that last a whole month? Friends, the immortal path is endless, so turn back while you can. Wouldn’t it be better to be a happy slacker?!!!”

Li Ya, a modern research grunt, winds up in another world and somehow gets into Wanjian Sect, the top-ranked sect in the cultivation world.

After enrolling, Li Ya is baffled. Why does the number one sect in this ancient world of high magic and low technology use the same teaching system as the final year of high school in his own world?

Daily reviews, weekly tests, monthly exams, morning exercises, self-study, class assignments, rankings... not one of those deadly senior-year elements is missing.

And Li Ya’s classmates are all formidable figures.

His academic genius deskmate is a future Immortal Venerable.

The top student behind him is a future Demon Venerable.

The beautiful girl next to him is the current princess of the demon clan.

The chubby kid in front even has a throne to inherit.

Even Li Ya’s good-for-nothing roommate is the sect leader’s own son.

Question: What drives Li Ya, who has nothing but good luck, to cultivate so desperately? How does he survive in the cracks?

Li Ya, who wishes to remain anonymous: “Thanks for asking. I hear this guy has a perverted deskmate who pins him to the desk and kisses him whenever he doesn’t study hard.”

1. A cunning academic genius top X a goofy bottom with incredible luck. The bottom’s true form is a Devourer. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

2. Period-style ABO setting with original worldbuilding: sun-aligned fate = alpha, moon-aligned fate = omega, star-aligned fate = beta.

Theme: The meaning of your existence is far greater than you can imagine