[Yuding/Yang Jian] Brewing a Pill Triggers a Nuclear Explosion

The gods had it easy, passing the time drinking and watching dances. The Jade Emperor never dreamed that the Chan Sect, shut away at home farming, would blow a hole in the immortal realm.

Yuanshi Tianzun: ...Yuding, what the heck are you doing?

Yuding Zhenren: Doing research.

Yuanshi Tianzun: Say it in words I can understand!

Yuding Zhenren: Making pills.

There was something unusual about this hole. It was not just a hole that got blown open. Yuding, who was closest to it, and Yang Jian, sent by the Heavenly Court to investigate, were both severely affected.

After everyone compared notes, they concluded that the effect was called "radiation."

Yuding was still Yuding, but Yang Jian was no longer the same Yang Jian.

The gods' peaceful lives became a total madhouse.

Master: The worst temper in the Three Realms, the beloved pet of the whole sect who acts like he owns the heavens and earth. From Yuanshi Tianzun, Buddha Tathagata, and the Jade Emperor down to amoebas in the mortal realm and sweeping ghosts in the eighteenth level of hell, no one dares defy him. Yet he is an aloof, ethereal beauty, so cold even his celestial aura is afraid of him.

Disciple: When his master is away, he is arrogant, tyrannical, and wickedly cunning, inheriting his master's foul temper and habit of acting like he owns the heavens and earth. But with his master around, he is as meek as a quail, and he is exceptionally good at playing the victim. The Three Realms' number one menace.

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