[Naruto] My Best Friend Married My Granddaughter

My surname is Uchiha. As for my name, I'll keep that to myself for now. I don't want to scare you.

My dad told me his name is Madara Uchiha.

My mom told me her name is Tsunade.

There's no way I believe them. I'll never believe them, not in this lifetime.

Why?

Mom, you say you're Princess Tsunade. Take a look at your chest and say that again, will you?

You know perfectly well how flat you are, don't you?

And how could that hot-tempered woman from the Senju Clan possibly marry an Uchiha?

Especially Madara Uchiha, who's been the subject of centuries of rumors about her and her grandfather?

Are you trying to make this world less peaceful?

It's fake! You're all fake! Don't even think about messing with your son's intelligence!

The whole novel is already written.