[Naruto] My Best Friend Married My Granddaughter

My surname is Uchiha. I won't tell you what my name is for fear of scaring you. My dad told me that his name is Madara Uchiha. My mother told me that her name was Senju Tsunade. It is impossible to believe, and you will never believe it in your whole life. Why? Mom, you said you are Princess Tsunade, can you touch your breasts and say it again? How flat is it? Don't you have an AC number in mind? Also, how could that violent woman from the Senju family marry an Uchiha? And she still married Madara Uchiha, the one who had been rumored to have had an affair with her grandfather for centuries? Do you think this world is too quiet? Fake! You are all fake! Don't even think about Mr. QJ's worthiness! ===== Full text archive