Don't Make Me Yell at You [The Lord of the Rings Crossover]

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Blurb

The Elvenking Thranduil was still dealing with an Orc attack in Mirkwood when his old friend Elrond sent him an urgent letter.

Thranduil thought something had happened in Rivendell. But when he opened it, every line of the letter brimmed with Elrond's schadenfreude.

For Thranduil's eyes only:

Congratulations in advance on becoming in-laws with Gloin of the Lonely Mountain. If Little Leaf makes quick progress, we can even hold our children's wedding together in the White City.

Written by Elrond

Thranduil: ...Which little dwarf has stolen my Little Leaf's heart?! Guards! Bring me my great elk!

Meanwhile, in the White City

Legolas: Neil, let's go watch the sunrise together tomorrow.

Neil: Sure! Everyone, how about we all watch the sunrise tomorrow?

Aragorn (glancing at Legolas): No, I won't be able to get up.

Gimli suddenly appears (glaring at Legolas): I want to... (Aragorn covers his mouth and drags him away)

Please note

Original female lead. Legolas, aka Little Leaf, is the male lead. The female lead starts out as an ugly-cute little dwarf, but later her bloodline awakens in spectacular fashion and she makes a triumphant comeback. The story mainly involves The Lord of the Rings (movies and novels), The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (game), and Harry Potter (movies). The female lead is Dragonborn, so... don't make her shout at anyone.