[Naruto] A Sad Yet Unwounded Love Poem

Xun was a geisha forced into becoming the top courtesan. She was only supposed to entertain guests, but ended up being forced to sell her body. Her dan-na's surname was Huang, and his given name was Shulang. What a name. Heh... Quite distinctive! Many years later, the dan-na surnamed Huang proposed to her. "Um... I don't really like taking my husband's surname. Do you think... I could keep my own?" Xun asked, a little embarrassed. He smiled as warmly as an April breeze, gently tapping the tip of her nose with his calloused finger. With a soft laugh, he said, "Uchiha Xun. I think it sounds lovely." ??? Just as she was wondering what he meant, her ridiculously handsome future brother-in-law suddenly burst through the door and yelled furiously at Xun, "You ugly freak! How could you steal him from me!? My brother is mine! He will always be mine!!!!!!!" ψ(`?′)ψ The female lead isn't a ninja, and the plot is insanely melodramatic. The writing has a melancholy tone, so don't be fooled by the silly blurb. P.S. Please imagine that Uchiha Izumi (Itachi's girlfriend) never existed in this world. I can't imagine a perfect Itachi-sama ever falling out of love.