[Gintama] You're This Close to Dying on the Spot

“Try pulling it out.” “Next time, it'll be your virgin, pierced.”

“Which of our, will get pierced first, yours or mine?” “How interesting.”

“Mr. Assassin.”

“Miss Assassin.”

Couple: the dirty-joke duo, Imai Nobume x Okita Sogo. I'm not very good at writing snark, so just consider this a proper?? novel? Updates are irregular and depend mostly on my mood. I write very slowly, so if you don't want to wait around for me, say bye.