Naruto: I Heard the One Hitting on My Sister Is That Dog-Egg Uchiha

When Haruno Akira was two, her family welcomed a little sister named Haruno Sakura, who looked about half like her. Sakura had a wider forehead and a bigger face. Although Akira once wondered whether her sister was really related to her, they were both pink-haired and blue-eyed, so Akira decided to protect her little sister. From then on, she was on the road to becoming a siscon, never to return.

One day, five-year-old Haruno Sakura blushed as she told seven-year-old Akira that she had a crush on a cool boy in her class named Uchiha Sasuke. Haruno Akira smiled darkly. “Oh, really?” Her siscon heart was deeply displeased...

The next day, Haruno Akira confronted Uchiha, who was a head shorter than her. “Stay away from my sister from now on.” Uchiha Sasuke answered with great arrogance, “Who even knows your sister?” [Arrogant little shorty] [What a weird person] Those were their first impressions of each other.

Six-year-old Haruno Sakura cried in Haruno Akira’s arms, saying that Uchiha Sasuke had rejected her confession. Though the siscon heart was displeased, Akira still wore a warm, heart-soothing smile and gave her sister a dependable embrace...

A few days later, Uchiha Sasuke was stopped by a familiar person on his way home from school. He thought it was that weirdo from before, but this time Haruno Akira didn’t say anything and simply beat Sasuke one-sidedly...

Watching the pink figure gradually disappear into the distance, Sasuke clenched his fists, got up from the ground, and shouted, “Damn it!” From then on, he trained even harder, and his determination to defeat a certain someone grew stronger and stronger...

Later, five more arrogant Uchiha couples appeared in this world: Sasuke and Sakura.

Sasuke-and-Sakura fans, don’t come in. We’re not here to fight.