I Only Have Eyes for You

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Blurb One:

Seven years after graduating high school, the class monitor organized a get-together for the classmates still living locally.

Fan Li went with Lin Yuan Yi. It was her first high school reunion since graduation.

But as soon as she entered the private room, she spotted Li Chuan, whom she hadn't seen in ages. As she stood there stunned, someone grabbed her and pulled her to the middle of the room.

As the party got going, everyone seemed to be back in their reckless youth. They teased, "Chuan's staying here now, so what are you waiting for, Little Li? Go claim him!"

As soon as the words were out, half the room erupted in laughter, while the other half fell silent.

Lin Yuan Yi looked at his suddenly empty palm. He tried making a fist, but there was nothing inside.

Blurb Two:

In high school, Fan Li was practicing basic Chinese questions when she came across a character whose pronunciation she didn't know. She couldn't be bothered to look it up in the dictionary.

So, as usual, she tugged on the shoulder of Li Chuan, the boy in front of her, and asked, "Chuan, how do you pronounce this character correctly?"

Who knew Lin Yuan Yi beside her would lean over too, stubbornly insisting, "I know how to pronounce it. Why didn't you ask me?"

Fan Li burst out laughing. "You, who pronounce 'Chinese' as 'martial arts'? I'd be scared to ask you how to pronounce a Chinese character."

Lin Yuan Yi: ...

Also known as: Be Good and Call Me Uncle

Blurb: A story about two people who have nothing to do with each other, randomly making up family ties.

One of this year's biggest scams:

#I'veHadPlasticSurgeryAllOver#

Everyone says they hate people who've had plastic surgery. To get rid of a certain rich guy, Wen Qi repeatedly insisted she'd had work done. But that guy just happened to be into it?!!!

Wen Qi: Stop pinching my chin. I just had it done, and it hasn't settled yet. What if it gets crooked? Will you pay for it?

Shen Shiyue: (unhurried) I'll pay.

Wen Qi: (holds out her hand) Where's the money?

Shen Shiyue: Put down whatever number you want.

Wen Qi: (indignant) You think money makes you so great?!

She turned around and started figuring out what number to write...

The second biggest scam of the year:

#YouShenShiyueAreSexuallyFrigid#

Wen Qi had heard it from everyone, absolutely everyone, that Shen Shiyue was sexually frigid. Later, she wanted nothing more than to dig up the grave of whoever started that rumor!

Wen Qi: Don't touch my face. My cheek fillers are about to expire!

Shen Shiyue: Is there anything about you that's real?

Wen Qi: ...It's true that I don't love you.

Shen Shiyue: Hmm? I guess I didn't try hard enough last night.

Wen Qi: ...Sir! I was wrong. You're my sky, my earth, my darling, my sweet honey!!!

Bystanders enjoying the show: Heh heh heh~ What a feast of public displays of affection. You two are perfect for each other! Fine, we'll eat our fill!

A man who only seems sexually frigid x a woman who really hasn't had plastic surgery

  

Reader's Guide:

1. The male lead isn't sexually frigid; he's just not interested in other women.

2. The female lead is a natural beauty, a professional internet celebrity, and loves money but doesn't like making a fuss.

3. I'll try to update daily and will never abandon the story. I'll ask for leave if something comes up. If you don't like it, don't read. If you wander in by mistake, please don't complain.

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