I Cultivate Immortality in the Anime World

[The blurb is written in first person; the main story is in third person]

I woke up to find that I had become a sword, soaking in a green glass jar (?).

I don't know how long I had been asleep. I now had the appearance of a human toddler, and the noisy voices outside the jar woke me up.

A blond, handsome young man, as gorgeous as a Norse god, came up to me and met my gaze through the glass, his lips moving. Reading his lips, I learned he was my older brother.

Me: Huh???

That was strange enough, but I never expected what happened next to shock me even more.

Not long after the blond young man took me out of the jar, a boy with bandages wrapped around his face and a black coat draped over his shoulders appeared in front of me. As if by magic, he produced a little red dress and smiled in a deeply unsettling way.

“Good. Your name is Alice now: Mori Alice, daughter of the former Port Mafia boss.”

I was horrified and let out a cry from the depths of my soul: “B-but I'm a boy!!!”

P.S.:

1. At first, the protagonist has to cross-dress to stay alive. Later, he's a total lunatic who causes every kind of chaos but somehow can't get himself killed.

2. The author has made up a mountain of details, and the plot has been heavily altered. There will definitely be out-of-character moments.

3. This story is entirely fictional. Please don't compare it to real life.

4. This isn't traditional cultivation.

5. I'll add more if I think of anything. I might also change the title and blurb again (August 22, 2021).

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