The Quick Transmigration Shopper's Guide to Getting Rich

I'm a master of classical poetry and a student in the Quick Transmigration Department at the First Cultivation University. I have a long-standing side business importing specialties from various quick-transmigration worlds.

Now taking preorders for Cretaceous Tyrannosaurus meat. Regular price: 9,998. Preorder price: just 998! 998! You can't lose, and you won't get cheated!

In stock! Organic wild boar from the 60s, 70s, and 80s, giant softshell turtles, hairy crabs, and crayfish! Discounts for bulk orders!

Auction! Shang dynasty bronzeware, Spring and Autumn and Warring States knife-shaped coins, Han jade, Tang sancai pottery, fine Song-dynasty kiln ceramics, Ming and Qing rosewood furniture, and interstellar mechs. Limited quantities, highest bidder wins!

Spirit artifacts and elixirs from the ancient cultivation world! Lost pill recipes and magic arrays! P.S. These are specialties from the ancient cultivation world. Payment accepted only in spirit stones or equivalent spiritual treasures. No RMB, thank you! Also for sale: all kinds of fruits, vegetables, flowers, meat, and seafood grown in my personal space. My parents, the Poetry Spirit and the Ci Spirit, mighty beings from the demon realm, gave me this space. Its soil is immortal-world breath soil. Its produce is truly organic and brimming with spiritual energy, making it the perfect gift for family and friends.

P.P.S. I have the innate talent of invoking spirits through classical poetry. I take long-term commissions for moving mountains and opening mines [Scoop up earth, move the mountains, and gaze until the mountains are gone], bringing rain [A gentle drizzle falls on the streets like butter], and creating a romantic atmosphere for confessions [Flowers wither and petals flutter across the sky].

Reader's guide:

1. The original title was "A Guide to Getting Rich Through Classical Poetry (Quick Transmigration)." The guide to getting rich draws on information from the internet and related books. Following it carries risks, so invest cautiously, comrades!

2. The author is a compulsive reviser!!!

Completed work: "The Cultivation Cuisine Livestream of a Single Pot"

Upcoming work: "Growing Radishes in the Immortal Realm"