The Colonel Gets Face-Slapped Every Day

When Xie Junyi was six, his mother and Luo Qing’s mother hit it off and arranged a marriage between him and Luo Qing. At the time, Luo Qing was still in the womb.

When Xie Junyi was twenty-six, his career had just gotten off the ground, and his mother urged him to get married.

Xie Junyi: What era are we living in? Who still has arranged marriages?! My goal is the stars and the sea!

Word was that Luo Qing’s response was: Xie Junyi is way too old. I’m not interested.

Xie Junyi: ...I want to see what this kid looks like. How dare he look down on the Alliance’s idol!

Xie Junyi: My wife keeps saying I look old. How can I look a little younger? Please recommend a reliable face mask brand. Thanks, and may good people have a peaceful life.

A short story of the gong getting face-slapped, over and over, until his face swells up like a pig’s head.

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