The Saintess's Essential Virtues

I am a Saintess of the God of Light.

Everyone across the continent knows that the Saintess of the God of Light has dazzling golden hair and eyes bluer and deeper than gemstones.

She always wears a compassionate smile and says, "The merciful God of Light will surely forgive you."

But what they don't know is that my hair is dyed, and I wear colored contacts.

Whenever I smile, I'm thinking: Fuck you, scumbag. Why don't you just die?