Ordered by Imperial Decree to Gain Weight

[The print edition is published by Via Lactea Dai E] [For more information, see the author’s pinned Weibo post: @Jinjiang Bu Shi Fengdong] One day, the Emperor of the Primordial Beginning, Fuli, woke up to find a chubby little bird perched on his head. The bird said, “Morning, morning! You and I are the best in the whole world.” The Emperor: “I don’t keep overly fat pets.” The chubby bird (tilts its head): “Chirp.” The Emperor: “…I suppose I can keep it for a while.” To lose weight, the chubby bird used the Emperor’s hair as a nest and ran around on his head while he held court. The Emperor issued an edict to set the record straight: It wasn’t fat, just fluffy. The chubby bird glanced at its own round, fluffy body and kept running around. The Emperor issued another edict: Eat and sleep more. No dieting. By imperial decree, you are to get fatter. Later, the chubby bird finally took human form, with peerless beauty and a perfectly proportioned figure. The Emperor (coldly): “Turn back.” The chubby bird (QAQ): “Waaah.” The Emperor: “…You can stay like that, too.” [I think I’ve been played by a bird] [Is there any immortal medicine that can make me immune to the cuteness of chirp-people? Anyone? It’s urgent.] The bottom’s true form is a phoenix, and both top and bottom are breathtakingly beautiful. The bottom is proud and pampered, and adorable without even trying. The top is vain and aloof. He says he won’t keep a bird, then gets proven wrong spectacularly. Sweet and doting, no angst, all the way to a happy ending. A charming, chubby little bird is here to win you over. 1. Warning: The bottom is a little phoenix and will lay eggs later on. 2. Past and present storylines are interwoven. Sections that take place entirely in the past are marked and can be skipped if you dislike them. The past storyline contains some angst. 3. A Weibo account with absolutely nothing on it: @Dongdong Wants to Be a Typing Machine. 4. An upcoming story in the same series, "After Faking My Death, the Powerful Men All Fight to Be My Widower", is on my author page. [White Coal Ball × Phoenix Venerable] Please add it to your collection. Theme: