Fate Is Missing a Matchmaker's Red Thread

After Li Xiaocao ascends to Heaven, the first thing she does is find a way to repay the person who took a lightning strike for her. She remembers only that the scholar had a fair face and a tall, graceful figure. He held up an oil-paper umbrella to shield Li Xiaocao from the heavenly lightning, and died a truly tragic death. With no other way to repay her benefactor, she can only offer herself to him. So she asks the Old Man Under the Moon for five red strings: one tied to his right hand, one to his left hand, one to his right ankle, one to his left ankle, and the last around his neck, making sure her benefactor is tied up nice and tight. She even uses the Old Man Under the Moon's collector's-edition romance storybook to give her benefactor a past life and a present one. *The male lead is not a good person. *Just as her name suggests, Li Xiaocao is a blade of grass. Please be understanding about what a blade of grass gets up to. *Episodic mini-worlds, transmigrating into the Old Man Under the Moon's little romance stories. *The Old Man Under the Moon's romance storybooks say on the cover: Just have fun, don't take it too seriously. Coming soon: The National Preceptor Keeps a Demon at Home *Qi Liyuan's version: Qi Liyuan came across a five-hundred-year-old peony on the road, about to take human form after accidentally drinking a drop of divine blood. His hand itched, so he picked it and took it home. Then he watched, full of anticipation, as the peony produced a perfectly adorable little bundle of joy. And then... Qi Liyuan regretted it. Day one: The little bundle chewed on his hand, leaving it covered in drool. Day two: The little bundle buried itself in the soil. Day three: The little bundle exchanged glances with his eldest disciple, as if they'd formed some kind of secret alliance to wreak havoc around the house. Day four: ... How is anyone supposed to live like this?! Qi Liyuan, usually as calm as a breeze and a tranquil cloud, lost his temper! He was leaving home! He was going away! He didn't want to raise a little bundle! *Dianchun's version: The world is in chaos, with conflict breaking out everywhere. Dressed in his signature white robes, the National Preceptor Qi Liyuan slays demons, dispels evil, and brings peace to the nation, earning the love of the people of Ji. And you're telling me he secretly keeps a demon at home? I don't believe it, I don't believe it. I refuse to believe it. I've got at least five hundred years of spiritual power. How could I not know what I am? I'm an enlightened spirit, whatever else you want to call me. "Demon" is what you call those smelly creatures covered in fur. *Carefree peony spirit x cold, distant great national preceptor *The fastidious master loses his temper while raising a little bundle online Theme: