[One Piece] Hello, Admiral Kizaru, You Single Dog!

I haven't written this in too long and have forgotten the plot. Rewriting the whole story... Hello, Admiral Kizaru, the Marines' resident bachelor. You might not believe this, but I have to date you before I can go home. Project title: Caring for the Marines' Single Admirals, Wives' Club Series This is a collaborative project about [the wives who write all kinds of Marines stories transmigrating into One Piece themselves to "visit" the Marines' bachelors]. Premise: 1. It's supposedly an adventure-and-missions story, but really it's a chaotic group of people crying and begging to go home. Basically, it's an adventure journey with a one-month deadline: [Please do your best to reach the central plaza in Marineford and ring the great Orsk bell, where you will meet up with the other wives and open the door back to the real world]. 2. Phones are life. All kinds of real-world apps show up to lend a hand: Tencent [beep] QQ groups send out missions, Alipay [beep] exchanges money for Berries, Meituan [beep] delivers takeout and lets you order food at sea, Dazhong [beep] Dianping offers group deals on beer and steak at bars, Amap [beep] provides live navigation, WeChat [beep] sends care packages of red envelopes to the hardworking Marine comrades, Ctrip [beep] buys tickets for ships, buses, and the Sea Train to all sorts of places, and so on and so on. 3. The adventure lasts one month, and each person is paired with one fixed target. Everyone must make their own way from somewhere in the world to Marineford for the meetup. Whatever happens and whatever they experience during that month will become the most precious memories for all the wives. 4. Each writer takes on the story herself. They must strictly write the entire adventure in keeping with their own personalities. The heroine is the writer herself, and her name is taken from one character or one syllable of the writer's real name. The aim is to let their true natures drive the whole story. 5. Each wife picks one Marine as her CP, whether as a friend, family, or anything else. There will be no changing CPs and no love triangles, only one-on-one relationships. The writers currently confirmed for the project are: 1. [One Piece] Trapped Bird\[One Piece] Red-Haired Circus: Qing Tian Yu Fen Fen (with Smoker) 2. [One Piece] That Narcissistic Admiral\[One Piece] That Admiral I Met Online: Jin Yin (with Fujitora) 3. [One Piece] Career Change Guide\[One Piece] Squirrel Mandarin Fish: Tian Sheng Liang Bao (with Onigumo) 4. [One Piece] Love Loop\[One Piece] About How I Completely Don't Understand What My Boss (Subordinate) Is Thinking: Li Ming Ying Huo (with Aokiji) 5. [One Piece] Magma and Red Roses\[One Piece] On What Happens After You Call the Parents: SUI Sui (with Sengoku) 6. [One Piece] Rob Lucci Lives Upstairs\[One Piece] Aokiji and the Skin Disease Patient: Xiao Zhu Du Du (with Corazon) 7. [One Piece] The Cleaning Lady Is Not to Be Trifled With: Jiang Hu Wei You Qi (with Kizaru) After shamelessly rolling on the floor, acting cute, and trying every possible way to wheedle my way into the Marines' old-man pit, I chose Uncle Kizaru, whose difficulty level is hell... I was only joking! I didn't mean for us to actually transmigrate! Aaaaaah!!!!! Please, sir, show mercy and let me live QWQ With this foolish author's intelligence, making it past twenty chapters would already mean Old Man Kizaru had shown mercy _(:з"∠)_ So: 1. OOC is inevitable. I'll just do my best to keep everyone in character. 2. There is a cheat, a golden finger, because I'm afraid I'll get GG'd before even making it to chapter three. 3. Updates come at a Daoist pace, so I recommend letting the story build up before binging it. _(:з"∠)_