[Harry Potter] Once Upon a Time, There Was a Silly Deer

For Claire Adela, who dared to take down the most terrifying headmaster in Slytherin history all by herself, this is nothing short of a shameful past she'd rather forget. In response: The Malfoys, close friends of the Serpent King, say: "Severus is getting married. Congratulations to him." ︿(￣︶￣)︿ Lily Evans: "Severus is getting married! Yay~ \(≧▽≦)/~" James Potter: "What?!!! The greasy git is getting married?!! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴!!!" Sirius Black: "WTF!!! Σ(⊙▽⊙\"a !!!" Remus Lupin: "Severus is getting married? Congratulations! O(∩_∩)O." Peter Pettigrew: "Uh... congratulations? (￣△￣;)..." Albus Dumbledore: "Oh~~ Severus, how about some lemon drops and mints at the wedding~~(⊙ω⊙)" Severus Snape: "Everyone except Lily, stay away. Oh, the Malfoys are exempt." (▼皿▼#) Tom Riddle: "I'll just quietly watch you dig your own grave." (??ω??) Well, this really is... a happy ending for everyone.