The Boss Who's Always Trying to Tear Down the House

Uchiha Madara has retired and given up being a boss. Being a boss isn't an easy job, so Uchiha Madara, who now just wants to be a retired old man, starts thinking about finding something else to do.

With the intention of showing respect to the elderly, Uchiha Obito finds Uchiha Madara a restaurant to play around in.

Looking at the restaurant, which doesn't have a single cook, Uchiha Madara smiles menacingly:

Who did you say was an old man?

With no cooks, Uchiha Madara drags out his buddy Hashirama Senju to help and becomes the owner himself.

But...

What's going on now?

Uchiha Madara stares expressionlessly at the "person" in front of him, whose appearance is completely out of place, or rather, at the "sheep."

"Hello, I'm Pleasant Goat!"

From then on, Uchiha Madara's restaurant never opens normally.

Uchiha Madara: Sooner or later, I'm tearing this restaurant down.

The protagonists are Uchiha Madara, the boss of the Fourth Shinobi World War in Naruto, and his buddy Hashirama Senju. They open a restaurant together, but for some reason, the place just can't operate normally.

This story has a wonderfully bizarre style. It features mainstream anime and manga, APH, web novels like Battle Through the Heavens and Soul Land, as well as Chinese animation like Aotu and Pleasant Goat.

You could say it's pretty powerful.

I'll make it up as I go. It should... count as a crossover? Everything featured is something I've seen, and I've watched very little anime, but plenty of cartoons. Every now and then, I'll make a cameo in another novel, too.

I'm completely giving up on romance. I just want to write wild ideas. It's fine if there are CPs, too. My romantic plots are never very obvious.