[Naruto] My Son Is Such a Brat

One day, Hagoromo Otsutsuki was making his usual trip to report to Mother Kaguya when, completely out of the blue, something sent him flying...

Hagoromo Otsutsuki: What the @#%&♂*#%...

And then he crashed into two seriously injured patients. Ahem, the Divine Tree was too heavy, not him.

When the two uncles woke up...

"Father!"

Hagoromo Otsutsuki: What the hell do you mean, father?! I'm only sixteen! How could I have sons in their thirties? Two of them, at that!

After going through a bunch of worlds...

Hagoromo Otsutsuki: Please, can the bratty kids stop causing trouble... [Kneels]

Expected events

[Hashirama and Madara's duel]

[The Fourth Great Ninja War]

[Izuna's serious injury]

[Valley of the End]

[Professional cliff-jumper]

[Nine-Tails' attack on the village]

[Kannabi Bridge]

[The original world]

Hagoromo Otsutsuki: Let me take a breather first...

This idea came to me suddenly, inspired by someone. Well, it'll be a long time before I get around to filling this hole... Unless something unexpected happens, it'll be a very, very long time.

The pairing in this story is pretty obvious, and there isn't much of an issue with who's top or bottom (since there won't be any sex scenes anyway). Most people who like Hashirama/Madara also like Naruto/Sasuke, but I personally lean toward Sasuke/Naruto (if an Uchiha is over 180 cm tall, he's a top). So there may be times when it's completely unclear who's top and who's bottom. Either way, no pairing changes.