I Think You’re Destined for Romance and Also a Jerk

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Also known as "The Useless Must Die"

Su Nian: I think you’re destined to attract admirers.

Mu Qingshi: I think you’re just asking for trouble.

Modern fantasy danmei: A carefree, slick-talking con-artist bottom X a ruthless, handsome top

Knowing you’re a lying cheat, I’d still follow you through mountains and seas.

----Blurb----:

Su Nian woke up to find a gun pressed to his head. A deep, magnetic voice sounded from behind him: "Take me to find Li Changgui."

Su Nian looked bewildered. "I don’t know anyone named Li Chang..."

He heard the sound of a gun being cocked beside his ear.

Su Nian put on a righteous expression. "Sure, sure, I’ll take you there right away! Anyone who refuses isn’t Chinese!"

Three months later, trapped in the mountains, Mu Qingshi said coldly, "You don’t even know Li Changgui! You liar."

Su Nian: "Big brother, I told you from the start that I didn’t know him. You were the one who wouldn’t believe me!"

Mu Qingshi sneered. "So you deliberately lured me here, and then you..."

Su Nian: "...I didn’t."

Mu Qingshi: "You sneak looks at me every day, dream about me every night, and do all sorts of things to me. And now you’re telling me you didn’t? Hah."

Su Nian: "...How can I explain that this really was all a misunderstanding? Help, I need answers now!"

Read with caution:

1. None of the main characters are white lotuses. The top and bottom spend most of the story trying to fool each other, with one doing it openly and the other in secret.

2. The bottom plays dumb to catch the tiger off guard (and is genuinely dumb most of the time), with the indestructible resilience of a cockroach. The top shines like a star and can see, and take part in, the bottom’s dreams.

3. Extremely, extremely, extremely slow-burn, with tons of buildup. Sweet moments appear occasionally.

4. Set in a fictional modern world with supernatural elements, including strange forces and all sorts of legends.

5. I’m busy with work and often have to work overtime. I update daily when I’m not busy, but when I am...

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