My Monster Wants to Reach the Heavens

New novel: I Think You're Destined for Romance. Please add it to your collection, starry-eyed look

Also known as I Accidentally Bought a Monster, A Guide to Spoiling Your Monster, and How to Live Peacefully with the God of Misfortune Without Catching His Bad Luck

Blurb: One day, the eccentric Lu Shaoye casually buys a handsome, mysterious demon. A little expensive? No problem, his family is rich! He'll secretly keep it and see what kind of treasure it turns into!

A few months later, Lu Shaoye: Lately my back aches and my waist hurts, my dad's dead, my fiancee ran off, my body has been stolen, the family fortune is almost gone, and there was a massacre on the next street... Something doesn't seem quite right?

Jin Poluo: ...Heh.

Half a year later, Lu Shaoye: I only bought this pet six months ago. How do I return it? If I don't scold it for three days, it starts tearing the roof off. If I don't beat it for five days, it thinks it can fly! It wasn't like this when I first bought it!

If he could live his life over again, Lu Yiming would only want to be an ordinary person: ride horses, walk his birds, cherish his life, and stay far away from the God of Misfortune.

Heads-up guide

1. [Down-on-his-luck, useless, shameless young master bottom x gold-loving, aloof, scheming and slightly sinister god-ghost top] One-on-one, extremely, extremely, extremely slow burn.

2. [Alternate-history Republican-era setting, soul transmigration, mystery] The point of view shifts as the plot requires.

3. The characters aren't paragons of virtue. The protagonist has plenty of bad habits and a sharp tongue, but he absolutely respects women. Please don't overinterpret his mouthiness or turn it into a moral indictment.

4. The line between heroes and villains isn't fixed. It shifts as the plot requires (redemption or XX).

5. I update every other day due to work. If I'm busy, I'll take a break.

A little scene

Lu Yiming: Spoil, spoil, spoil! Spoil him every which way! Spoil him Thomas-style, spoil him with 360-degree spins... I can't spoil him anymore. I'll take a break and spoil him later.

Jin Poluo: Unmoved, unmoved, unmoved, unmoved, wavering a little... Hm? You stopped??? (disdainful) Fine, I'll deign to take care of things myself.

After this novel is finished, I'll start a new one. New novel preview 1: Modern paranormal romance, I Think You're Destined for Romance, also known as The Useless Must Die

Su Nian: I think you're destined for romance.

Mu Qingshi: I think you're a pain in the ass.

Modern danmei, paranormal: carefree con-artist bottom x ruthless, handsome top. He knows you're a shameless liar, but still follows you through every mountain and sea.

Blurb:

Su Nian wakes up with a gun pointed at his head. A deep, magnetic voice speaks from behind him: Take me to find Li Changgui.

Su Nian looks utterly bewildered: I don't know any Li Chang...

He hears the sound of a gun being cocked beside his ear. Su Nian puts on a righteous face: Sure, sure, I'll take you right now! Anyone who refuses isn't Chinese!

Three months later, trapped deep in the mountains, Mu Qingshi says coldly: You don't even know Li Changgui! You're a liar.

Su Nian: Bro, I told you from the start that I didn't know him. You just wouldn't believe me!

Mu Qingshi scoffs: So you deliberately lured me here, then tried to...?

Su Nian: ...

-------------------New novel preview 2: Modern romance, Your Movie Star Is Online. A doctor who's a shameless rogue in public but studies by burning the midnight oil in private, bottom x an actor who's aloof and celibate in public but sharp-tongued and gangster-like in private.

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