Every Time I Wake Up, I'm at a Crime Scene

Ever since Movie Emperor Jiang moved, strange things have been happening. He keeps waking up in strange places for no apparent reason. The first time was beside a dumpster in the neighboring complex. Jiang Ran, wearing floral boxer shorts, stared in bewilderment at the passerby taking his picture, thinking he was dreaming. That is, until an early-rising grandma out shopping squeezed his cheek and said, "Well, he really does look like a celebrity. Such smooth, delicate skin." That day's headline read: Movie Emperor Loves Floral Boxer Shorts Too. The second time was in the middle of the road. The memory of trending headlines had made him switch to a more mature pair of blue boxer shorts. He'd been sleeping soundly, dreaming that everyone was celebrating his birthday. Then a sanitation worker drove by in a water-spraying truck, playing "Happy Birthday" and mercilessly spraying him with water. That day's headline read: Movie Emperor Sleeps Off a Hangover in the Street. The third time was in a park... That day's headline: Movie Emperor Enjoys Morning Exercise Too, A Retired Cadre Persona... And every time, without exception, a corpse appeared within ten meters. After making the headlines so often and repeatedly turning up at crime scenes, the movie emperor is immediately marked as a suspect by the Major Crimes Unit. Team leader Lin Qian frowns at the big screen, where a certain someone is grinning like a sweet, simple fool. He wonders: Could a serial killer really look this stupid? 1. This is a fictional setting, not the real world. The story is entirely made up. 2. Movie emperor shou X team leader gong 3. Updates daily at noon. Welcome aboard! Upcoming story: "The Movie Emperor Is a Tree Spirit" Once upon a time, there were two trees. One was a poplar, and the other was also a poplar. One day, one tree went to undergo a heavenly tribulation, and the other was struck dead by the tribulation lightning. As a movie emperor, Zhou Zexi has two things to do: act in films, and... green the environment and restore damaged life essence. Long afterward, fans suddenly notice that the air is cleaner in every city Zhou Zexi has visited. The sky is bluer, the trees are greener, and the smog and dust storms are gone. Then one day, Zhou Zexi discovers someone else is doing the same thing as him. Xue Hui: "It's been a thousand years. Isn't it time you paid back what you owe me?" Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility. Every tree has a duty. Theme: