I Will Return Like an Avalanche

[My new story, Returning North, is now underway. Click my profile to read it. Here's the blurb:

Mu Jianqing was born on the first day of the seventh lunar month, when the gates of hell swing wide open.

Then, for some unknown reason, the gates of hell wouldn't close again.

And somehow, the problem landed in her lap.]

All right, that's the promo done~

Song Yubai, who treats everyone in the arena like NPCs and toys with them at will, suddenly gets the idea to collect every rare treasure in the game and combine them into a pet. The result: a black turtle.

Faced with a barrage of mocking comments, the Demon King stays calm and takes the turtle with him to keep slaughtering his way through the arena.

Then one day, the Demon King steps out for a smoke. When he comes back, he finds his turtle beaten half to death.

At last, the Demon King has found something fun to do. He goes on a month-long killing spree.

The incident is known as: The Tragedy Caused by One Turtle, Kill My Turtle and Your Whole Family Dies, and We're Dissolving Your Guild Unilaterally...

That was Song Yubai's livestreaming style before he got a girlfriend.

After he picks up a sweet, cuddly girl who's easy to tease, the Demon King gets more talkative and cheerful, and much kinder to his fans.

He stops telling them to get out of his livestream for no reason, and even starts chatting with the comments.

Fan: Demon King, I want to have your babies!!!

Song Yubai: Thanks, but I have a girlfriend.

Fan: Wow, I'm curious what Song Yubai's girlfriend is like.

Song Yubai: The kind who took my clothes off the first time we met.

Fan: !!!

Keep going, don't stop!

Later, after camping out in front of their computers day and night, the fans finally get to see the camera shake, his hands suddenly leave the keyboard, a corner of someone's clothes mysteriously appear, and the Demon King lower his voice to tell his girlfriend:

"Don't fall asleep yet. Wait for me."

Fan: I just want to crawl through the internet cable and see what's happening in person (⊙︿⊙).

The male lead looks cold but is actually outrageously flirtatious. This story is also known as My Esports Idol's Image Has Crumbled into Dust, How to Coax a Flirtatious, Cold-Hearted Iceberg, Eighty-Four Shameless Ways Xiaobaibai Pursues His Wife, and My Goddess's Secret Identity Has Been Stripped Down to Her Underwear in Front of My Idol.

Reading Guide:

1. The characters: A foul-tempered, cold-on-the-outside, flirtatious-on-the-inside Demon King X a sweet, cuddly girl who's great at cooking and easy to tease.

2. Older woman-younger man romance. The female lead is three years older than the male lead.

3. The male lead is a former professional player, but the game is fictional and has no real-life counterpart.

4. The title comes from Pasternak's Nightmare.

5. I'll do my best to make this one longer.

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