[Wuxia Crossover] I Told You, She's Really Your Mom!

Synopsis: As a child, Little Phoenix was a mischievous brat who often got into fights. His old rascal of a father would shamelessly fight the other kids back, then get chased and beaten with laundry poles by their mothers. One day, someone called him a motherless child. When he got home, he asked his father, Lu Nan, "You old rascal, what was my mother like?" Lu Nan replied with absolute sincerity, "Like me." Little Phoenix: "!!!" You're kidding me!!! Do you think you can fool me?! You like hanging around brothels, can't do laundry or cook, and take your kid to the gambling house and out begging. And you want me to believe you're my mother?! Could you at least put some effort into your lie?! He didn't believe it then. Only later did he learn that the old rascal lied to heaven, earth, and even himself, but had never once lied to him. Going premium on July 31. Three chapters will be updated that day. That's enough talk, I'm off to write ahead... Notes: 1. The female lead is unconventional. You can read her as a male character. 2. The blurb is for reference only. The actual story may differ. 3. The female lead isn't a traditional woman. She's probably a weirdo who can't do laundry or cook. That's how she's written because the author has a peculiar sense of humor. 4. The characters' values may be rather unusual. 5. This is a single-world-at-a-time crossover, not a mash-up. Not every world will reveal the characters' secret identities. 6. The female lead may come with a "scumbag" buff. If that's not for you, get out while you can. *7. OOC characters are unavoidable. Sometimes, to keep the original plot from going off the rails, the protagonist may act out of character. Again, if that's not for you, get out while you can. 8. If you don't like it, there's no need to say so. If you can't do that, don't click in. P.S.: Coming soon: I'm Not a Drama Queen, QwQ, "[Wuxia Crossover] A Drama Queen's Self-Cultivation" Coming soon: The Martial World, and You, "[Wuxia Crossover + Jian Wang 3] I Have a Jug of Wine" Theme: