In Huaxia Year 2020, the world's first batch of mutants had their secret identities exposed~
From that moment on...
Run! Run! Xia Lou is here!
People say that anyone who sees Xia Lou will be left without a corpse, their brains splattered more than ten feet away.
No, no, no, that's not right. With a beauty like Xia Lou, those people must have jerked off so hard their brains shot right out.
That's the most famous joke in the Strange City. Legend has it that every newcomer exiled to the city has to do three things:
1. Hear this joke from various mutants.
2. Get suspicious, then search online for all kinds of secretly filmed clips of Xia Lou.
3. Quickly spread the joke around.
"Well, look at that. I'm already a legend in the underworld. How can I let down all those people spreading rumors if I don't stir up a little trouble?"
The Holy Angel mutant beside him looked calm. His handsome brows furrowed. "What kind of trouble do you want to stir up?"
"Heh heh, you don't know this, but I'm incredible in bed..."
The Holy Angel's lake-like eyes instantly grew flustered. His brows furrowed even more, and the corners of his eyes turned red. It was hard to tell whether he was embarrassed or annoyed.
"Stop saying things like..."
"Before I mutated, I could lie in bed for an entire day without eating, drinking, sleeping, or going to the bathroom! How about that? Impressive, right?"
"..." He was going to show this man what it really meant to be incredible in bed!
1. An outwardly evil, inwardly goofy Fallen Angel bottom x a terminally face-conscious, beyond saving Holy Angel top.
2. Mutants scheming against each other, with a fake-apocalypse survival setting.
3. The entire story is outlined.
4. Not Western fantasy (′▽`)ノ
When will the Korean Entertainment article be updated?
Big update soon, I thought updates were stopped...(ノДT)
Don't understand? Have all the mutants been sent here? Why is the elf who captured the protagonist okay? Is it recruitment? The protagonist is an earthquake, the mermaid is a flood, and what is the myopic elf?