[Korean Entertainment BTS] Ugh! The Male God Is Flirting with Men Again!

[I've signed with another account now, so maybe you've already run into me without realizing it (laughs)]

[Since I'm updating under another account, I may not have time for this story. Updates will be sporadic, though things should get better over summer vacation. New little angels who just found this story, enter at your own risk. And to the little angels who've been following all along, I want to say I'm sorry, especially when I see familiar secret identities in the comments below the book. I feel terribly guilty.]

There's an idol in the Korean entertainment industry who's a force of nature.

Here's what he's like:

Reporter: I heard Park Hoon□□ is really close to V?

Park Hoon: You said it yourself, that's only what you heard.

Reporter: Park Hoon□□ is about to start filming a new drama. What are your expectations for it?

Park Hoon: I hope I get paid more and have fewer bed scenes.

Reporter: Park Hoon□□, what if your beloved ex-girlfriend and your current girlfriend, whom you don't love, both fell into the water?

Park Hoon: Then would you be willing to be my girlfriend? (He gazes lovingly at the life-size standee of Kim Taehyung beside him.)

There's an idol in the Korean entertainment industry who's a force of nature. Everyone in Korea knows him. He's just mischievous in front of the cameras; behind them, he's a completely different person. Just look at his hidden-camera pranks: nearly every one is explosive...

Fan 1: Are you sure? You're not making that up?

Fan 2: I'm a sasaeng. It's true. Haven't people been saying for ages that Park Hoon oppa has depression? It's not a joke, it's real. And he has a girlfriend, too. I saw a woman come out of his house wearing his clothes...

Fan 1: But what about Taehyung!!!

Fan 2: Hah, you actually believe in fake couples from the entertainment industry?

Kim Taehyung corners Park Hoon against a wall somewhere backstage, his eyes red.