Let Me See You Act All Tsundere One More Time

Mutual tsunderes, mutual unrequited love: A Servant Beneath Her Skirt

[The editor and I have settled on this Thursday for the paywall, with three chapters released that day. Please support me, cuties. I'm already lying down and waiting.] A quick ad: My next novel is up for pre-order. Use your golden finger to open I Can't Beat Her.

Blurb:

This is a profoundly sweet romance of great philosophical depth, centered on the question "Do you want to save face, or do you want to fall in love?" It's a dilemma that troubles everyone. Our two leads are always acting straight while doing things that are anything but. Their lovely, jade-smooth faces take a daily beating until at last they end up in bed together.

Chi Qing: "Don't think that just because I'm the CEO, I'll fall at your feet beneath your lily-white skirt."

Xu Zhi: "Oh, please don't lie down."

Xu Zhi: "Don't think that just because I'm into women, I can't be tsundere."

Chi Qing: "Oh, I like your perfectly straight posture."

Side Story One

Nosy Character: "When a woman secretly keeps an eye on another woman, she's usually up to no good, especially if she's your boss."

Xu Zhi: "Yeah. She suspects I'm having an affair with her husband."

Nosy Character: "No way. Boss Xu isn't like that. Rich people these days are so suspicious. She even tipped you, clearly trying to humiliate you with money. Next time, I'll help you refuse."

Xu Zhi: "It's fine. I like being humiliated that way."

Shop Assistant: "..."

[Side Story Two]

Chi Qing: "Here's the latest contract. Take a look, and if everything's fine, sign your name. I'll treat you well from now on."

Xu Zhi: "This is copied from lines three through ten on page 135 of the newly released romance novel The CEO's Contract Lover. I've already emailed the author. You've stolen over 6,666 characters from three of her novels to lure an innocent young man. If necessary, I can help her hire a lawyer to deal with your infringement."

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