I'm a Little Fat Bird [Book Transmigration]

[Main story complete on January 18. Ladies who've been saving this up can start reading now~~] [Suave, secretly passionate, truly lovesick top X playful, soft and sweet, sharp-eyed chubby little bird bottom] After transmigrating into a reborn power fantasy, Cheng Cimu discovers that he has become a cannon-fodder male supporting character who gets in the way of the reborn protagonist's revenge and abuse of villains, and whose name appears only in the first three chapters! After dodging the fatal plot point in chapter three, Cheng Cimu suddenly realizes the original story seems to have gone off the rails because of him _(:з)∠)_ The plot going off the rails doesn't really matter. He just wants to know why he's a bird! And not just any bird, but a plump little glutinous-rice dumpling of a bird who moves in jerky, frame-by-frame motions, only knows how to tilt his head cutely, and chirps, “Play~ play~”! Forced to add a “supernatural beings and spirits” tag, Cheng Cimu wraps his tiny wings around his poor, round little body and desperately clings to the leg of a powerful passerby. Mumu, clinging to a finger with his claws and refusing to let go: Take care of me! Take care of me! I'm no trouble at all! Powerful owner Tao Yun Zhe: Hmm~ You came right to me? Mumu, why are you so good? :) @Cheng Cimu's transmigration-into-a-book diaries@------------ [Self-rescue] I need to salvage my image in front of my little brother. [Romance] The lovesick pervert who “beeped” me in that dark alley that night... I think your scent is kind of familiar. [Face-slapping] I'm soft, but I can dish out abuse and face-slaps too. I'm a mighty little bird! [Making money] This little bird will do whatever it takes (eating and drinking + fun stories/gossip newsletters + unmentionable little booklets) to make a fortune, and shines bright every day on his quest to bring a powerful man home as his husband. Powerful owner Tao Yun Zhe: Mumu, sell whatever you like, but every time I catch you, you'll have to pay me back in kind... Soft, sweet, sharp-eyed Mumu: I'm saving up a dowry to marry you! [Reader's guide] 1. I try to update daily at 21:00. If I can't, there'll be a notice in the author's note. 2. Fictional ancient setting, no historical research required - transmigrate into a book - same-sex marriage is legal - soft, sweet little bird - a sweet, everyday story of making a fortune - elements of Eastern fantasy [Modern romance, upcoming: “The Years the Powerful Man Raised Me [Quick Transmigration]”. Please give it a PICK!] [Delusionally lovestruck, shameless, legendarily flirtatious, split-personality top obsessed with Lu Yu X multifaceted, timid, sweet, playful bottom] [Romance!] Lu Yu has a body that is “100% irresistible to animals.” He takes a temporary job: transmigrate to parallel worlds while wearing two secret identities, one as a little animal and one as a human, and fulfill the animals' wishes. Duped by the System's promises of “high pay and no danger,” Lu Yu eagerly starts rolling over and acting cute for his owners in one world after another~ Just as Lu Yu diligently fulfills the wishes, the usually adorable System makes a very suspicious sound: Powerful owner's conquest mission activated. Conquest progress: 2%. Host, keep up the good work! Lu Yu: Huh? Huh??? Why are you a two-mission System too! [Mini-scene 1] System: Master, partner successfully lured in. Please select a wish world! Xu Feng Yao: Excellent. Also, let's go ahead and apply for the marriage certificate. By the time we get back from the mission, it'll probably be ready:) Lu Yu: ...This is... such a headache... [Mini-scene 2] System: Powerful man's cheesy lines alert. Today's tally: 16 cheesy lines... correcting data... System: Powerful man today... correcting data... System: Data cor... System: Data... System: Da... System: Today's tally: 62 cheesy lines. Data correction complete. Lu Yu: His face burns bright red, and he's completely lost his smile ╭(°_°)╮... --Parallel worlds-- 1. A national treasure panda and the caretaker dad who can't stand him but has to pamper him anyway [The nation assigns me a boyfriend] X secretly passionate 2. A baby elephant at a wildlife sanctuary who doesn't know what its trunk is for, and its dear volunteer [Live stream from Africa] X openly flirtatious 3. A useless black-footed cat and its easygoing movie emperor [You humans are only worthy of being my simps] X Buddha-like flirt 4. A playful, hoarding hamster and an industry powerhouse who creates and sells their own fanworks [Enjoying and creating fanworks at the same time] X scheming flirt 5. A little hedgehog who shows his belly and a gaming streamer who mishears everything [A crooked online scammer streamer lures a cross-dressing powerful man dressed as a “beautiful girl” away] X chaste flirt 6. An ambitious husky who wants to be an explosive-detection dog and the demolition squad captain who beats dogs as part of his daily routine [The ridiculous love story of a ridiculous dog] X short-tempered flirt Theme: