The Master of Mysticism Has No License

"Occult Association Official Radio: Daily Reminder: 'Yan Chun is dangerous. Handle with care!'" In her previous life, no matter how gifted, proud, and arrogant Yan Chun was, she could not escape her fate. In this life, the moment she opened her eyes, the harsh reality of crushing poverty defeated her. They say the economic base determines the superstructure. After being reborn, Yan Chun, a Taoist through and through, first had to figure out how to gild her little Taoist temple until it shone like gold! The top-ranked young woman in the Occult Association can fight first and talk later. Armed with her magical artifacts, she bullies ghosts every day. This is the story of a young powerhouse who makes money in all sorts of ways while pitching in to build up the nation's occult community, stirring up trouble, catching ghosts, slaying demons, and, along the way, leading astray the wild young man from her boss's family! * Yan Chun: There's a big meeting today. Right in front of the leader giving the opening speech, I very ungracefully got the young man from his family to join me in ignoring the lecture! I wonder if I'll still have a chance of getting my work permit after I go back. What should I do? Help, I'm waiting online! The young man's parent: Yan Chun, you heartless jerk! [A straight-faced load of nonsense - modern alternate setting - golden finger - satisfying wish fulfillment - supernatural ghosts and monsters - occult arts] [A proud and haughty young lady with MAX strength and intelligence who loves to talk X a wild young man who says he doesn't want it, but whose body tells the truth] [Please check out my upcoming novel, "Rejecting Deceptive Blurbs [Quick Transmigration]"!] Xue Miao is unruly and arrogant. The System ruled that she couldn't handle the "sweet, soft, and adorable" genre, so she can only jump in and out of face-slapping revenge stories, pinning the shameless protagonists, supporting characters, and villains to the ground and giving them each a good thrashing. Until one day, her friends, who could easily become universally adored just by being sweet, soft, and adorable, came home cursing and grumbling. Xue Miao: How did my sweet, soft, lovely friends end up like this? Which idiot did this?! The young ladies, tears and snot streaming down their faces, all complained about the [Deceptive Blurbs] that didn't match the story! [The real heiress gets her hands dirty with ease] I thought I was a rich heiress, but my wicked stepmother praised and spoiled me until I became a helpless little cabbage! All it took was a slow-paced travel show where we suffered in the mountains for the "useless heiress" to become a target of online ridicule on the broken fish livestream platform! [School bullying gets in the way of studying] I thought I was in a sweet campus romance, but after one chapter I found out it was school bullying and rich-family pressure dressed up as a sweet story! If you want to be an edgy teenager, go do it yourself. Why are you ruining my chances of getting into Tsinghua or Peking University? [The abusive romance's crematorium is all yours] I thought I was the original story's cherished first love, but I turned out to be a little substitute snack, a devoted doormat for my older sister's boyfriend! There's no way I'm playing a substitute. I'll take my sister and run right now, and those scumbag men can all go bury themselves in the crematorium! [Other people should be afraid of me, not ghosts] I thought I was a genius with a talent-based power, but I'm actually a frail, sickly little darling with a built-in boost of yin energy? Who would throw a coward into a supernatural world? Boss, I'm reporting someone for being a terrible person! Xue Miao was furious, and then discovered that her friends weren't the only ones who had been tricked. The original world's protagonists had also been bullied terribly! Learning about those storylines nearly drove Xue Miao mad. She quickly swapped in for her friends and declared with confidence: "Don't worry. In face-slapping revenge worlds, I never go easy on anyone! For these idiots, I've only got one word: eliminate them!" (Thanks, but she doesn't really mean eliminate them. That's just an exaggeration.) And so: [The various unloved real heiresses roll up their sleeves and get to work, providing a one-stop service for travel, promoting intangible cultural heritage, and helping farmers, all with MAX-level trash talk!] [The sweet, pure, adorable girl turns the tables in an instant, becomes the big sister, and protects a whole crop of promising students as they charge straight for Tsinghua and Peking University!] [The substitute snack takes the abused and heartbroken cherished first love and makes a speedy escape. What gives a bunch of scumbag men the right to love my sister?] [The frail little darling fights on with her last breath, taking down all manner of supernatural filth and protecting her beautiful sect leader!] Theme: