My Days as a Zombie at the End of the World

After being reborn before the apocalypse, Qi Yue was overjoyed. He cheerfully went shopping, stockpiled supplies, and reinforced the doors and windows, busy as a hamster, determined not to starve to death like he had in his previous life. Who knew that on the very first day of the apocalypse, he'd become one of the zombie horde? Who the hell changed his script? To survive, this laid-back zombie resolved to raise himself a strong protector, then live a life of effortless victories. And yes, he succeeded. Little Zombie: Big bro, big bro, those mutant beasts are bullying me. They used lightning and burned all my hair off. Big Zombie silently followed Little Zombie off to pick a fight. Little Zombie: Big bro, big bro, that big flower stole my crystal core. Hurry and smash its head in! Big Zombie silently followed Little Zombie off to pick a fight. Little Zombie: Big bro, big bro, I need a boyfriend. Hurry and help me snatch one. Big Zombie silently... stepped forward and hugged him. Mwah~ Little Zombie: ??? What the hell, who changed my script again? Pairing: tentacled zombie top x dragon-like zombie bottom Warnings: 1. This isn't a serious apocalypse story. Humanity's greatest enemy isn't itself, nor the zombies, but...??? 2. The supernatural powers aren't serious powers either. They're quite varied and even a little over the top. 3. The zombies aren't serious zombies either. They aren't caused by a virus, can't be cured, and the transformation is irreversible. 4. This isn't a serious setting either. It's an alternate world, the 23 District Alliance, not a real country, so don't read too much into it. 5. The author isn't serious either. She's just a laid-back slacker. 6. Before signing, updates follow the rankings if the book makes the list; otherwise, it depends on fate. After signing, updates are 3,000+ words daily. There may or may not be extra chapters, depending on Schrodinger's draft folder. 7. I often fix typos, but it won't affect your reading. I only correct misspellings and awkward sentences, not chapter content, so there's no need to reread. Theme: Protecting the Earth is everyone's responsibility.