[Naruto] Don't Want to Have a Son? Then Just Kidnap One!

Kaguya Otsutsuki, the Rabbit Goddess.

She silently read through history, then came to a conclusion: Couldn't she just make sure she had two sons and then seal herself away? As for where the sons came from, that's none of your business!

And so...

#First Parallel World#

Black Zetsu (excited): Mother!!! ✧ω✧

Kaguya (scoops him up): First son, get! I'll rename you Hagoromo Otsutsuki! ~ (￣▽￣~)

Black Zetsu: ...Huh? Wait?? Mother (#ﾟДﾟ)????

#Second Parallel World#

Hamura: ...Uh?? Mother?? (Oh no, wasn't Mother sealed away? (#ﾟДﾟ)??!!)

Kaguya (cheerfully): Well, well, now I have a second son too. Let's go, let's go! Mission accomplished! \^O^/

Hamura (suddenly scooped up, bewildered): I think I just saw an impostor mother...

Don't ask me when I'll start writing this. I don't know. It's just an idea to leave you all lying flat at the bottom of the pit ╮(╯_╰)╭.